Just to clarify, not all of these reasons are mine.
MUA HA HA HA HA. So, characters.
Harry vs. Edward - Harry has the ability to live in the world, without dazzling the shit out of people. In the actual world, without his vampire sparkles, Edward would not be wanted. This proves that people only like him because of his sparkly vampireness. Ginny doesn't just want Harry because he is famous, she loves him for who he is. If Edward wasn't a vampire, he wouldn't be so 'dazzling' and wouldn't have his fangirl army. HARRY WINS.
Ginny Weasley vs. Bella Swan - Ginny had liked Harry since she was 10. After liking Edward for about 15 pages of the book, Bella decided she loved him. She had spoken to him what, twice? Harry broke up with Ginny because she was in danger from the greatest dark wizard of all time if she stayed with him. After they split up, she was upset, but instead of trying to commit suicide and becoming a recluse, she did the most she could to help him, like stealing stuff she knew he needed, and training people in combat. Bella got dumped because of a papercut, and then decided to sit in her room doing nothing. Ginny loves her family. She would do anything for them. Bella treats her Father, who took her in and gives her everything, like shit. Ginny the ginger wins (:
Ron Weasley vs. Emmett - Ron's backstory - He is a pureblood, born into a poor family. He has seven siblings, and accidentally kept a criminal as a pet for 12 years. Emmetts backstory - He was attacked by a bear, and turned into a vampire. Ron makes stupid, irrational on-the-spot decisions, like leaving Harry & Hermione alone to stop Voldemort. Emmett does everything perfectly and nothing goes wrong. Even if his family is poor, and get him hate from the Slytherins, Ron loves them. Emmett has an ego the size of his overrated jeep. Ron wins.
The Order vs. The Cullens - The order has Mad-Eye Moody, so that automatically makes it better. It is fighting for the freedom of the entire wizarding, and possibly muggle world. The Cullens are fighting for 1) Victoria not to eat Bella, and 2) The creepy toddler w/ long hair (Renesmee) not to be burnt. The Order ftw.
Sirius Black vs. Jacob Black - Sirius went to avenge his best friends, knowing he would be imprisoned for life. The worst Jacob did was try and kill the Cullens, and he wimped out. Sirius became a dog to help his best mate get through the worst times of his life. Jacob became a dog/wolf because he has a disorder in his blood that mutates him when he gets pissed. Sirius has gorgeous hair. Jacob cut his off to look hard in front of the pack. Sirius DEFINITELY wins.
Hermione vs. Esme - Hermione doesn't let people push her around. She is awesome to the people that care about her, but she still yells at them. Esme is loving towards every being on the planet. She is utterly unbearable. Hermione knows her rights, and isn't afraid to tell people how idiotic they are. Hermyninny wins ;)
Severus Snape vs. Aro - Aro killed his sister, because he hated her and Marcus' happiness. He then went into politics. After the love of Snape's life was killed, he risked his life for seventeen years spying for Albus Dumbledore to protect her son, so she could be avenged and wouldn't have given her life for nothing. Aro has no backstory except that he turned into a vampire and is over 3000. We practically know every detail of Snape's life, which is what makes him awesome. Snape wins ;)
Ministry of Magic vs. The Volturi - The Volturi kill people who piss them off. The Ministry slags them off in the paper, makes people hate them, makes people believe they are insane, and puts them in Askaban with creatures that make them feel like they will never be happy again. Ministry ftw.
Trelawney vs. Alice - Trelawney predicted Wormtail would escape and return to Voldemort, who would then come back at full strength. She also predicted either Neville or Harry would stop Voldemort's return to power, which led to, ultimately, Voldemorts downfall. Alice predicted that Edward would date Bella, and that her and Bella would be friends. Trelawney wins.
Dumbledore vs. Carlisle - Carlisle is a doctor. He fixes broken bones, and plays baseball. He also creates vampires. Dumbledore lived with the fact that his actions led to his sisters death. He told Harry about the horcruxes, and was the only wizard Voldemort ever feared. He planned his own death in order to kill Voldemort, and then came back when Harry was in purgatory to tell him what to do. Dumblydorr = awesome.
Luna & Neville vs. Rosalie & Jasper - Luna has an attitude when people insult her family, and things important to her. Rosalie has an attitude when she isn't the centre of attention. Neville started off shy and pathetic, but eventually destroyed the final horcrux, letting Harry kill Voldemort. Jasper met the love of his life in a pub, after killing hundreds of people. Luna is slightly loopy; Rosalie is way too sane. Luna & Neville win :)
Basically, if a freakin' hogwarts first year was faced with a vampire; one of the 'strongest creatures in the world' they could incinerate it with one spell.
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