Ramblings of a bored person

I HAVE MY NEW FANFIC UP! It is a twilight parody ;) I shalleth put the link at the end... and anyway, my entire family and extended family are at the other end of the room, watching at slideshow of my brothers life. I am up here because I do not want to see naked babies. And anyway, I have business to attend to. Now, have some chickens and a link :)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6884067/1/Knives_and_Forks